1.I would like a star Xu. I do not really believe it, but in any case is free of charge, just like nciku, but there is no evidence that it is not working
我向星星許了個願。我並不是真的相信它，但是反正也是免費的，就像N詞酷一樣，而且也沒有證據證明它不靈
y time I do not watch TV on the meal, and sometimes my dinner while watching the television side of life, some changes will increase the fun
我並不是每次吃完飯就看電視，有時我邊吃飯邊看電視，生活中有些改變會增加樂趣。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚? 結婚的.人很難再聰明起來。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚 。
9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
現在的夢想決定着你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧
12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明。
14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着別人工作。
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
future is built on your dream,so just keep sleeping for a while
“現在的夢想決定着你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
y,i’m gonna do a push-up,push today,and up tomorrow.
今天我要做俯卧撐!……今天先俯卧，明天再撐。
18.I really don’t wanna get up,especially when i sick,but i still gotta persist in eating
真不願意起來，尤其我還病了，可我還得帶病堅持吃飯。
19.I’ll never do anything bad to Ody anymore……maybe,,maybe not never you know.
今後我永遠不做對不起歐迪的事，……也許，也許不是永遠。
20.”Oudy is freezing out of the doggy.I really can’t take !Can i just sit here and doing nothing?I’ve gotta do something about this.” Garfied drew the drapes.
“歐迪在窗外凍得瑟瑟發抖，真可憐。我真有點不忍心看他這樣。不，難道我能坐視不管嗎?我必須做點什麼。”加菲拉上了窗簾。
,never tell ’em i did something good,that will destroy my image.
噓——千萬不要告訴他們我做了好事，這會影響我的形象的!
ng a big belly is not awful,what awful is not having good stuff in ,no good food!
肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子裏沒有好東西。 或者説，沒有好吃的東西很可怕。
’s New Year’s Day today,i decide to sleep onmore than 8 hours a day inthe new year,so,8 multiplied by 365 and divided by 24……121.6 days…… call me up by May the third!
今天是元旦，我決定在新的一年裏每天睡眠時間不超過8小時，這樣的話，8乘以365除以24……121.6天……5月3日叫我起牀!
224. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。
25. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃。
